Spider-Man: I saved manhattan
Batman: I saved Gotham city
Superman: fools! I saved the world!
Green lantern: look at this lovely solar system… which I saved
Goku: bitch please, I have saved the universe
The Doctor: you guys are so adorable!
Then George R. R. Martin killed them all
How many tears does the Doctor cry?
Enough to water a rose
Enough to flood a river
Enough to fill two ponds